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    Screening: Crappy Christmas: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

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    Presented by Movies on a Big Screen at Guild Theater

    December 12, 2010

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    Well, we're really out-doing ourselves with the "crappy" theme this year, by inflicting you with this tragically bad holiday movie. When you gaze on the blown-out and fuzzy picture, and strain to hear the horrific, and oftentimes inaudible, audio, you might mistake this for someone's home movie. But oh no. This thing actually played in theaters. For CHILDREN!

    So what's it all about? Santa has managed to crash his sleigh on a Florida beach. It's stuck in maybe two-inches of sand (yes, folks--that's TWO WHOLE INCHES). It would appear Santa is more than a little drunk. "Donner, Blitzen and all the rest" (yeah, they didn't even bother to figure out all of the reindeers' names) have wisely fled the scene. Santa moans. Santa sings. Santa stares directly at the sun for around 30 seconds. Santa passes out. Oh, and he summons the local "Kids" (as they're billed in the credits) to come and
    help, who bring along a lot of livestock (from where?) and a guy in a gorilla suit? Yep.

    Well, after a really long time (and it will feel like weeks while you're watching this), nothing will dislodge the sleigh from the TWO WHOLE INCHES of sand, so Santa calls on the Ice Cream Bunny. Come watch the movie to find out if the Ice Cream Bunny can help rescue Santa from the sand.


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        Guild Theater

        2828 35th Street
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        Sacramento, CA 95817

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        December 12, 2010

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        Sun 7:30pm



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