Get ready to bring back the black eyeliner and resurrect your MySpace Top 8 because "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" you're going to have the time of your life at Emo Night Sacramento.

They're calling all the "Boys and Girls" who just "Can't Get It Out" of their system. It's time to "Dance, Dance" to the anthems that made you feel "Misery Business" in the best way possible. From "Sugar, We're Goin Down" memory lane with every "Helena" and "Mr. Brightside" out there, we'll be "Screaming Infidelities" at the top of our lungs. Don't be "The Ghost of You" – join in and make this night "Cute Without the 'E' (Cut From the Team)".

So "Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back" while you grab your tickets. And remember, "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage," so spread the word and let's make this a night to remember!

P.S. "Welcome to the Black Parade" attire is strongly encouraged. Let's make it a night that's "Better Than It Ever Was."