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Screening: Crappy Christmas: Santa vs. Satan

Presented by Movies on a Big Screen at Guild Theater

December 19, 2010

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It's the 2nd weekend of Crappy Christmas at MOBS! Featuring: Crappy Christmas decorations in the lobby, Crappy Christmas presents for the unlucky few who get 'em, and other horrible surprises! And "featuring" the "holiday classic" Santa vs Satan.

We're ashamed (yet strangely giddy) to present the return of this bizarre and relatively unknown movie from 1959, originally filmed and released in Mexico. Included will be the badly and bizarrely dubbed English soundtrack (no subtitles) from its 1960 US release.

The plot is fairly straight-forward--Santa lives on a cloud floating over the North Pole where, rather than elves, children from all over the world help make toys (and they're really more like happy slaves). Is this a happy Santa that you'll hope will come down your chimney? Um, not so much. He's pretty creepy with his overly sweet voice paired with his disturbing (and not quite jolly) laugh and insincere and sometimes vacant eyes staring at children through odd Sid and Marty Krofft-like devices--well, it's best just left at that... But anyway--Satan is determined to bring Santa down, so sends his minion, Pitch (a skinny guy in a cheap weird red suit), to the surface to make the kids of the world hate Santa and engage in vandalism and other mischief.

Oh yes--and Santa is pals with Merlin the Magician who supplies St. Nick with, amongst other things, sleeping powder. Oh--did we mention the vampiric mechanized reindeer? No? Or the interpretive dance in Hell? Hmm...

All in all, this is one surreal (and yes, it IS surreal) cheaply made (and yes, it IS very low-budget, so don't expect quality) Christmas travesty for all to enjoy, even with its boring parts (and yes, it DOES have it's boring parts). When this was first released in theaters, it was common to see children leaving in tears from trauma and fright.

Note: this poster states "Here's something for the whole family to see together!" written by "The Management". We didn't write that. Actually, we recommend it not be seen by anyone. - Sincerely, The Management